Friday, February 15, 2008

i love mcsweeney's!

how come i didn't read it earlier?
here's another one...short but so sweet.

Other Things There Will Be, in Addition to Blood.

BY MEREDITH RODKEY AND SCOTT RODKEY

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Refreshments

A representative on hand to answer your questions

No horseplay

Minor delays

After-holiday sales

An end to this

A brief pause while we transfer your call

Light

No dessert unless you finish your carrots, mister

Consequences

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